Wolfram - 2014-02-24
Stephen Wolfram introduces the Wolfram Language in this video that shows how the symbolic programming language enables powerful functional programming, querying of large databases, flexible interactivity, easy deployment, and much, much more. To learn more about the Wolfram Language, visit http://www.wolfram.com/language/ For the latest information visit: http://reference.wolfram.com/language http://www.wolfram.com
*Picks jaw up off floor, puts back in place, starts exploring Wolfram...
Touche'
Is this a rerun from r/rareinsults ?
Did he mention it's symbolic?
lol! funny :D
I feel unprecedentedly stupid now. Thank you.
Yea, but can it run crysis?
yes but unfortunately only at 1.25 billion FPS on max settings...
Yes, symbolically!
New drinking game: drink every time Stephen says the word "Symbolic"
He seems to have developed a TTS accent.
what makes you think he is a real person and not just a symbolic link to a function of the Wolfram language?
Far too many specific functions and types, and far too many potential edge cases.
I loved the part where he said "symbolic" :D
Is it me or did the world just change?
I don't know what it is about Stephen Wolfram's way of presenting something, but it always seems like a "but wait, there's more" infomercial.
Having said that this truly is a spectacular creation and my head is swirling with possibilities on how to use it.
I think you'll especially like this @Runar Bjarnason
I know what you mean, but in this case there really IS more. I've been programming for over 30 years and I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this.
I thought Wolfram was going to be a software that could teach me how to talk and communicate with wolves. That would have been a lot cooler, in my opinion.
Soooooo smart!!! The real life Tony Stark. I want to be him!
its not a programming language,its god!
Awesome! That's how programming should look like.
5:28 "It all just works"
Research something for 30 years and miracles start to happen!
I do not understand what I just watched.
Mind = blown
My biggest worry with this is that like everything else Wolfram it'll be prohibitively expensive to do anything fun with it. Which makes it inherently uninviting to learn what it's all doing. That said. I have always been interested in the potential that Wolframs products have. Maybe one day I'll be able to afford them.
Wow, I'm so happy I spent the last year learning Java...
03:25 I didn't know that Douglas was the Capital City of Scotland.
Watching this video made me excited to be a programmer all over again.
I'm going to use this for all my embedded PIC projects! What's the superfunction for toggling an LED?
What is this :O
And thus, SkyNet was born.
der absolute megahammer!
One of the most amazing technologies and one of the most brilliant minds!
I have been a big admirer of Wolfram Alpha and Mathematica for years and I am sure that the team at Wolfram is doing a great job, help people create amazing things and of course, push the scientific knowledge forward!.
Bravo to Stephen Wolfram and his team.
Stephen Wolfram, you are a genius ! Keep on the fantastic work :)
The beginnings of Star Trek's LCARS!!!
LOL at the comment in the code at 10:32 - "This is all a huge mess, need to redo it from scratch." Seen that one before.
Mind blown!
I like the idea that it can be run on a raspberry pi!
@Siddhaarth Rajkumar yeah... It's amazing that every algorithm ever invented and every piece of information on the internet is accessible via a palm sized computer.
You have become one of my modern idols! i'll keep learning what your doing, thankyou very much!
Wow, wow, wow the ultimate leave me alone i'm exploring/creating excuse
wow this is amazing!
you sir just saved my future...college bound!!.......start......slow....clap
This is amazing!
What sorcery is this !! :O
Absolutely beautiful, removing the overhead from a tool designed purely for computation by using the functional paradigm.
So.. this was Wolfram Language! Amazing!
Welcome to the future
Indeed.
simply AMAZINNGGGGG.... eager to make my hands dirty on it :)
This is some amazing technology happening right in front of our eyes. Props.
Color me intrigued. Amazing demo!
Is there a mathematical program where we can solve systems of equations with literal coefficients? Thank you.
Bravo! Thank you Stephen. Thank you so very much...
Cool!, it look so amazing
It's incredibly amazing.
incredible
I've used this program all through out my math courses, huge huge help. really helped me understand what the problems mean. been using wolfram alpha since alpha.
commence mind explosion in 3...2...1...
@Wolfram I love you
Amazing!
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I wonder if the CIA uses this?
Mathematica that is, to do spy work ...