NileRed - 2017-12-03
My website: https://nile.red Giveaway: https://goo.gl/ZddndH Giveaway winners have been drawn and all packages have already been shipped out. Thanks to everyone who participated! ------------------------------------------ Note: when i mention dilute nitric acid, it is a 50/50 mixture of conc. HNO3 (~65%) and water. Urea is the largest non-water component of pee and it's generated by the metabolism and breakdown of proteins. It's an extremely useful compound and it's used in many commercial products, from fertilizers to cold packs. Im going to be using it for chemical synthesis, to make Dulcin (a now banned artificial sweetener) and Dilantin (an anti-seizure medication). And maybe some other things. I definitely think that it is weird to use something that was once part of me to build new chemicals. However, it is also pretty cool. On top of this, Ill be tasting the Dulcin, so things will go full circle. Nile talks about lab safety: https://youtu.be/ftACSEJ6DZA -------------------------------- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nilered Youtube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/c/nilered/join NileRed Merch Store (NileRed Pin & Keychain): https://store.dftba.com/collections/nilered NileRed Website (Glassware & Beaker Mugs): https://nile.red -------------------------------- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nile.red Twitter: https://twitter.com/NileRed2 Discord: https://discord.gg/3BT6UHf Music in credits (Walker by SORRYSINES): https://soundcloud.com/sorrysines/walker
Just like Grandma used to make
Lol
I watched this video just to thumbs up this comment
Grandma back in the day: No, not the flush toilet, use the bed pan.
Interesting story
What
"This is a mixture of protein, minerals..."
Buff dudes: "Write that down"
@Ana Popa it’s normal to be found in small quantities
Did you write "no homo"?
666
why is the comment secion so funny lmao
Processed by the body
NileRed:”unless you’re living in some kind of post apocalyptic world”
People in 2020: intense sweating
intense pissing
Peeing is okay, I like girls pooping better
hehe 2021 go brrrr
@Jacob Blanchard bro WTF?
@Jacob Blanchard H U H ?
if Nile wants a clickbait title, "This experiment will PISS you off"
It ain’t clickbait if it’s real tho
@High Ground Productions init bruv?
Why
@Lord Habitaxe of Prydonia * 🤣😁😆😂🤣
@High Ground Productions are you Obi-wan Kenobi's money laundering front company
“Hey Paul, whats that smell?”
“Oh nothing honey just the neighbor boiling their pee again”
Lol
3:13 - Looks like Guinness : D
😂😂😂😂😂👍
u made my day man!hahaha
A G A I N?
When mom finds the piss jug
"ITS FOR A VIDEO MOM"
LLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOO
The doctor in the other room after I pee in the cup:
Awesome
Hahaha I love how you emphasize at 1:44 that you took a large pot from Wallmart , meaning it is one I've never used and I never intend to use again Lol 😄
Then again, he does have a large amount of bleach, so...
@BTF_Flotsam ew
Ok thank god
The left over “minerals” is usually what kidney stones are made from
YOU MEAN VITA-CRUNCHIES?
Yup. I’ve passed a few and that’s what they sorta look like
Lol
@Griffin Willmore you not good in the head are you
Kidney stones are most commonly composed of calcium citrate or calcium phosphate.
i never want to hear “nice appetizing pee foam” ever again
@Barack Obama no no no not hell brazil
Yum, pee foam. Just imagine slurping it like milk as it collects around your mouth, giving you a pee moustache. All I crave is the golden warm liquid to drink for my entire life.
@kekti bro my favorite part of the drink
I just never want to see it again
Me neither!
2:55 Ah yes, the forbidden reverse-cappuccino
I’m waiting for the taste test
@Stupid shiz Studios : He did send it to Cody ...
Imagine the smell when he boiled it
no, i dont think i will
Ah so you're that roommate we fear "moving in with" from Craigslist
lol
I'm so glad that "Smell-O-Vision" never caught on.
This man really sacrificed his dignity and sense of smell for youtube
Lol
@Jean Grey he is perverted....to himself??? Wtf are you on?
I prefer to think he did it for science
Me almost vomited
For science
Bear Grylls be like:
"Such a waste!"
😂
I love how every third step is an attempt to fix the colour
i just watched a man play with his own pee for 15 minutes... where has my life gone
“I recovered a low average amount so I might have a disease, but I wanna think it’s from the recrystallisations”
Me: Now hold up, back to that disease thing
Lmao
That’s some dark freaking urine. Jesus Christ I couldn’t imagine the smell, looks like beef broth
This is my favourite comment. Especially the “beef broth” part 💀💀💀💀
You know you are dehydrated when you see the heavy compounds in your piss settle to the bottom of the bowl.
coffee
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PEE COULD BE THAT DARK
Scremin
Nile Red Viewers: haha funny pee video
Piss Fetishists: Sweating nervously
@Naail 382 The vocabulary you use is unnecessarily insulting. That's all. Think from someone else's perspective. The world would be a better place if we were just a little nicer to eachother.
The dry stuff Nile could sell as "pee to go" (no water needed) .... lol
Haha. Omorashi go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@Tom Cooper piss tang
@Buddy honestly like piss is so harmless. The real disgusting people are those who are sexually attracted to those who can’t consent (ie: children, animals etc.)
1:25 - ahh yes the forbidden iced tea
"A nice golden liquid"
-NileRed
Dec 2, 2017
1:25
6:01 Me at my desk screaming CRYSTAL PEE CRYSTAL PEE!
"i'm gonna make a now banned artificial sweetener"
sirens in the distance
Banned in food and industry not individual synthesis
Get down! You're under arrest for making piss sugar!
skittles
@Alice Raspii trippy sugar mhmhmmmmm
Isn't this stuff explosive
"Appeitizing pee foam" 4:10, never thought id hear those three words togeether
"some nice and appetizing pee foam!" bruh what.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahaha
Bruh
This made me incredibly uncomfortable but very intrigued at the same time
"hey, this apple juice tastes kind of weird."
"oh, no that's just my piss bucket, ya know for science reasons."
nobody:
Youtube: Ayo watch this random guy cook his piss
me: bet
@Flipbooks With Rocco In my country, "Ayo" means "Let's" maybe it's the same meaning?
This guy and one of the replies (Bethy Mears) TOTALLY got me!!
'bEt, BeT bEt BeT bEt Bet"
"Aren't I cool guys? Guys?......"
@GetmeoutofSanFrancisco lmaoo nope. i laughed at you
what does bet mean in this context?
Man boils own piss.
1m youtube watchers: "Interesting."
Jokes aside, it is interesting.
Im in love with this man
Understandable
This reminds me of Hennig Brand's discovery of phosphorus. He stank the whole neighbourhood out by boiling down gallons and gallons of urine until the tiny amount of phosphorus vaporised and glowed white light!
If you ever feel like trash, imagine being this dude's vacuum pump xD
"Sorry. I think I drank your coke in the fridge"
@Thousandth Moon you know it's bad when a mf drinks it willingly.
@Larks 😂😂
r/cursedcomments
You know what? They’d deserve it, don’t drink people’s stuff.
He should use the home soda maker he used to carbonate his caffeineless redbull with this
I think replacing the word “pee” with “piss” would have make a far more entertaining video
Sniff it like crystal meth, breaking good
"Unless you're living in a post-apocalyptic world"
Me: That would be me
Neighbors: Oh great, are we having a cookout?
Hard to believe that this wasn’t filmed during quarantine.
@Smash Bros64 that... 'sentence'... makes absolutely N.O sence xD
what is this reply section XDDD
Pfft. What quarantine?
@Venomousnack No, we dont.
@lovelytrash Lolol you’re late to the party
I could smell this through my phone :(
im so thrilled to extract and sell gold from my poop
- Mom, I need one of your kitchen pots and also use the stove and store the result in the refrigerator.
- My boy is starting to become a responsible man who takes care of himself, I'm so proud of you.
i never clicked a video so fast. don’t ask why
"Chemistry is all about precision!!"
NileRed: "I added a random amount (of ethanol) that I thought was appropriate..."
I do same thing with cooking and I hella good cook
And drink it.
@Michael Persico It reminds me of Hennig Brandt's experiments with urine in 1669. He cooked down hundreds of gallons of sailors urine in his "lab" built on a bridge in central Hamburg attempting to find the "philosopher's stone", and found phosphorous instead!
The foul stench created wouldn't have endeared him to his neighbours!
@terrypussypower cooking literally is just edible chemistry
@plagueman kyle underrated comment.
Your last step boiling the urine: 😷
Your neighbors: 👁👄👁
“Oh can I drink that Pepsi over there?”
Famous Last Words
2:50 ah the new Nespresso
What did you do today son?
Made pee foam
A K - 2020-06-16
All animals in a 10 mile radius know who's the boss now
lexx allo - 2020-12-21
Hahahahahahahaha
Bryant Ross - 2020-12-22
Probably what you could used the pee protein for . Just sprinkle mark your territory with your salt shaker of pee stuff lol
exnerhimself - 2020-12-22
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Declan C - 2020-12-23
Jhu
Fernando Spada - 2020-12-23
hahahahaahahahaha