Vsauce - 2014-07-16
There's more over on Veritasium! "What is NOT Random?": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMb00lz-IfE SOURCES AND MORE BELOW! My twitter: https://twitter.com/tweetsauce My instagram: http://instagram.com/electricpants Generate random numbers using atmospheric noise: http://www.random.org/ randomness: http://www.random.org/randomness/ http://www.random.org/analysis/ http://faculty.rhodes.edu/wetzel/random/mainbody.html http://faculty.rhodes.edu/wetzel/random/level23intro.html https://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~chaitin/sciamer.html flipping a coin until 10 heads happen in a row: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwvIGNXY21Y rolling dice until you get a Yahtzee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTwar7mFws find word in YouTube video URLs with this in Google: allinurl:[your word here] site:youtube.com/watch "Random" as slang: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/31/magazine/31FOB-onlanguage-t.html?_r=3&ref=on_language http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/our-obsession-with-the-word-random-fear-of-a-millennial-planet The many sides of dice: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Dice_by_number_of_sides#D100 non-transitive dice: http://mathsgear.co.uk/products/non-transitive-grime-dice Checking the fairness of dice: http://www.awesomedice.com/blog/353/d20-dice-randomness-test-chessex-vs-gamescience/ http://www.1000d4.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dice-unified-final-big.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKhpYJzCcSw http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/That's_How_I_Roll_-_A_Scientific_Analysis_of_Dice http://www.insidescience.org/blog/2012/09/12/dice-rolls-are-not-completely-random A fancy super-fair die: http://kotaku.com/the-most-technologically-advanced-six-sided-die-ever-1183763055 coin-flipping odds: http://econ.ucsb.edu/~doug/240a/Coin%20Flip.htm [PDF] http://statweb.stanford.edu/~susan/papers/headswithJ.pdf http://www.dartmouth.edu/~chance/chance_news/recent_news/chance_news_11.02.html#item2 a nickel landing on it's side: http://labs.adsabs.harvard.edu/adsabs/abs/1993PhRvE..48.2547M/ [PDF]: http://arxiv.org/pdf/1008.4559.pdf a book that will keep you guessing: http://www.amazon.com/Million-Random-Digits-Normal-Deviates/dp/0833030477/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top 17 'feels' random: http://scienceblogs.com/cognitivedaily/2007/02/05/is-17-the-most-random-number/ How to be random (er.. wandom): http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Random Bell's inequality: http://drchinese.com/David/Bell_Theorem_Easy_Math.htm http://www.felderbooks.com/papers/bell.html http://www.quantiki.org/wiki/Bell's_theorem Bell's inequality videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-s3q9wlLag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zfnvGXpy-g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-tKr0LJTM You can't even handle how wandom and quirky I am: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STSNHeAtETM 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
Everybody gangsta till vsauce says “or is it?”
@xo fudgy Joe Mama
Or are we?
Or are they?
! *(($($($'!
Vsauce: "it seems like i am in my limit...
Or is it?"
*Teleports behind you
"Nothin personel kid"
Michael is the guy who explains 10 questions when you only ask 1.
Micheal is the guy who answers 10 questions if u dont even ask one
Or is it?
Benjamin Knuutila then the background on numbers and links to vids on the abacus, prime numbers, factorials, infinity, jews
But raises 30 more you didn't even click for
Every Vsauce video ever:
starts out with a simple question
gets complicated
ends with an existential crisis
KittyCup 555 it’s more like
random fact
transition into a simple question
gets more complicated
ends with an existential crisis
“and as always...”
@Felix Roux OK I GOT IT. Viisaus is finnish word that means Wisdom. So he says Hey Wisdom, Michael here.
O does it?
Vsauce is us, the viewers, he mentioned it in the lex fridman podcast
you missed that part where Michael says,
oR iS iT?
VSauce: What is real randomness?
Me: YouTube recommendations
RnG on a gacha game.
Or Is It?
fax
bruh so true
"What is Random?"
Middle school white girls: "Hold my Starbucks"
@Gold_ 2474 or does it?
@Amethyst Girl is that a genuine question? Or just making fun?
@Gold_ 2474 i LOVE ur profile picture! R u a fan of space X?
No no no, that's ratchet
They be like: OMG thats SO RANDOM
"Lets stop being ran-dumb, and become ran-smart"
HyperStrike underrated comment XD
I wonder what normal conversations are like with Michael. :>
@XANIMATELEAGUE ....Or do we?
it depends if he is sitting on your face
Watch him on Joe Rogan podcast
@poiewhfopiewhf that would be my honor
Me: I'm bouta use a random number generator
Vsauce: OR ArE YOu
Random number generators are cool,
but whats the brightest thing in the universe????
@VerboseQuestion to find the answer, we must turn the sun into a black hole
@Ollympus then you must boil eggs by yeeting them at a speed of 1800mph
Nice
@Gamer Guy you are poop nose
Me: Oh cool! A collab with Veritasium
6 minutes in: Derek? are you there?
@Amethyst Girl i fucken dare you to google my name
@BARAFURRYPRON yo ua re an er d
@Amethyst Girl how is that even a spoiler
@I eat Napkins r/whoooosh
@Amethyst Girl bad joke
Friend: heads or tails.
Me: heads.
lands on side
If it's on the side it can be decided by the rock, paper, scissors game
Friend: wtf
Nice
No game no life reference
Perseverer One True
4:07 the chair says “I like worms.”
@Cameron August same tho
Wow that’s so random!
i l i k e w o r m s
Does this mean chairs talk?
Nothing is more random than your upload schedule.
@MiiWoomy are eggstremely tasty
Alden Johnson hi from 2 years in the future
Gyar shniffé!
@꧁꧂ holy shit that's an epic name
Someone take a picture of this thread.
I still love the fact that when the non-transitive die finally didn't roll a 5...the other die rolls a 5
There is no escape.
I'm going to stop watching before Michael asks if atoms have emotions
Or will you ?
actually, they have, we are all atoms
Ashlone Fusk or are we
@Man Sheiky but first we need to know what is "or"
"Let us stop being Ran-dumb and be Ran-smart" - Michael
Or will we?
"The most random thing Is YouTube reccomended."
Or is it?
Or Is It?
YouTube police LMAO
@Whyns pls stop I can no more
4:05
I like wormsNow that’s random.
Or do you?
i never expected to look at the word "i like worms" cut into a bench at a park when i first woke up for the first time
Or is it?
or is it ? ... you see the likelyness of him sitting on that bench because of the words is very high about 74,55555%
Who is joe?
Joe momma
Or is she?
Me: google, generate a random number from 1 to 100
Vsauce: Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
Me: shuts down computer
Also, what does "I like worms" have to do with anything? Was it planned, or was it ...random??? 3:54
My Friend: I lost to RNG!
Me:
I lost the run to RNG Dude!
OR DID YOU?
How does this man sleep at night with this info pressing on the inside of his skull?
He's not expressing these ideas based only on his own knowledge of the subject. The words and concepts are the result of a group effort. Everything is discussed before hand by a group of people that are researching the topic. The end results of this process are used to generate a script which Michael mostly reads off of a TelePrompTer. He does occasionally ad lib to keep the feel loose and also memorizes sections that he can't physically read off the TelePrompTer while doing whatever he needs to do. So, in fact, all of the often bizarre concepts in all Vsauce videos are not pressing on the inside of his scull and he sleeps just fine....Or does he?
If you all were reading about 100 books a year, I think that you may be knowledgeable like him. I´m planning to have channel like his and I will read a lot of books.
@The Ginga Ninja that is epic 😂
It isn't pressing, it's floating in special fluid inside of his skull, which he talks about in his Alzheimer video.
he doesnt. why do you think he's balding? stress, of course
0:10 Derek standing there, waiting for that "or is it?" moment, thinking "I'm right here, next to this meme lord i this viral video"
SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS
Precise coinflip: here I go!
Air molecule: time to die
Or is it
Vsauce: random means strange.
Random person, stranger. Right?
The annoying girl: ahhahah, I'm so random!
Me after watching Vsauce: Or are you?
I get a tingly feeling every time he says "or is it"
?It is or
Now thats just a theory
Nick Dziura thats random lol
@Woop Woop No I'm the doctor, very easy mistake to make 'cause of the eyebrows
Where?
"I like worms"
- some random bench somewhere
Or is it?
Russo Brothers: Avengers Endgame is the most epic crossover ever.
Michael and Derek: hold our laptop.
"What is random?"
Fake quirky girls: the expert
Here is a random sentence:
Where are your fingers?
@theunnamedgamer 187 y e s
only sometimes
O r a r e t h e y ?
And how much does it weigh?
@Apple Draws Stuff and how do they taste?
Referee : head or tail?
Me : what coin are we using?
me: THE EDGE
1 dollar bill
the ball
The 3€ one
The Drachma
1920: I closed my eyes, I moved to a random direction an I opened my eyes another time...
2019: LOL THIS MEME IS SO RANDOM XD
At least you didn't like your own comment, you earned the medal of honor
"God may play dice with the universe, but they are the best dice in the universe." -Michael Stevens, 2014.
Day 17894: I’ve been stuck in the loop of Vsauce and Veritasium’s videos for longer than I thought I could live. It’s getting to be too much. Send help.
"What is random???"
Me: this in my reccomended
You know what is random ....
That spelling of recommended
@CoolDaddyJames79 even more random is commenting a 6 years old film
@MeyaS You know what's universally random?
Calling a video a film.
Or is it?
Title: Random
Vídeo: Dices
Conclusion: Quantom Physics
Hotel: Trivago
Funny
video about random
“I like worms” on bench (it’s a random sentence)
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
When u say a word so much that it starts to sound weird.
2:49 "Stop all the dowloadin' " Hahaha I had no idea he was into the dubbed GI Joe PSA's 😂
"God may play dice with the universe, but they are the best dice in the universe." -- Michael Stevens, 2014
"It actually has a 51% chance! but in this case it was the other side"
Micheal:
Hey I’m Micheal!
Or is it?
Michael*
Or am I*
@EljOt Or is it?
@JacksSlayer499 Cresencio to get to the bottom of what's up, or wazuuuuuuuuuuup, as the cool kids are saying nowadays, we must ask ourselves what does Earth really look like?
My friend: Tails or head?
Me: Give me 12 minutes.
"I like worms" written on a bench. Seems pretty random to me...
Math Class:
Teacher: 1 + 1 equals 2.
Michael: Or is it?
ordazit
It is randome that the video is 11 minutes long and 11 seconds long (11:11)
Or is it?
Length of video: 11:11
Random?... I dont think so!
The "I'M SO RANDOM (DEAL WITH IT)" video is 00:11 long too.
at 4:20 it says "i like worms" on the bench behind him. thats pretty random.
Or is it?
What happens at 0:69 or 1:69 or 2:69..... You might thinks dunno then realise that is impossible because you can only have 60s in a min YET it actually translates to 0:69=1:03 1:69=2:03 2:69=3:03...OR DOES IT? (it doesnt its actually 3:09 ect)
TheFlyingPiggy 4:20... Nice
@͔ nya nya kawaii desu konichiwa baka senpai
@theguywiththecoolprofilepicture says the guy who can't spell
@Amethyst Girl What? I only used Google Translate, okay?
The most random thing is the recommendation system on YouTube.
MASSIVEMASTIFF9 - 2020-01-15
Vsauce at his wedding
“I do.... or, do I?”
idon'tevenknowanymore - 2020-03-03
Wolfi Hraje #2
Based
Sugma Aperture - 2020-03-05
MASSIVEMASTIFF9,
HEY... VSAUCE HERE. Why, do I? Well...
danutzy 123mai - 2020-03-07
@Wolfi Hraje #2 I don't think I want to engage that deep with a women
I'm 29 and met a lot of girls
1/2 marriages end up in divorce and a marriage is too serious to me
Wolfi Hraje #2 - 2020-03-07
@danutzy 123mai woman*
Alex Gibbs - 2020-03-08
@Wolfi Hraje #2 or is it?