Explosions&Fire - 2018-04-14
In this video we chat about war crimes, light some fires and look at a wholesome side of white phosphorus, all while trying not to be poisoned. It helps to limit exposure if you don't smear the poison onto your skin. Subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplosionsAndFire/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ExplosionsandFire Twitter: https://twitter.com/Explosions_Fire Slightly more serious Second Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/extractionsire Shout out to the Patreon fans whose names are here except for some reason i replaced all the Is with Es and all the Os with Is and it didn't work out quite as cool as I thought it would but i'm sticking with it: Essac Pacega Gabreel J Mirtlet Herbert999 Chrestepher Stellsin Nele Red Aussee Chemest Gregiry Wing kellriy225 AllChemystery Daneel Cileman When my video was nearly done I happened to watch Nile Red's video on WP (I haven't since it first came out) and gosh we make similar points, its basically the same video except his cinematography is better and that i'm hotter. But, pls don't say i cheated ok i try to make unique content but i am not creative it seems i miss u all when i'm gone i love you .
Not only did this not get deleted, it also got on the recommended page
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@leandro chavez I already live here so its Gucci
Get Covid19
@King Fisher ?
Youtube did that to aid ISIS
"I live in an area where the Ozone layer is fucked and clouds haven't been invented yet"
I feel your pain.
@Jack yawn..
@Jay Carlson I guess you fell asleep in science class too.
@Jack that's cute little guy. You don't really believe in science, do you?
The best line all video.
@Jay Carlson someone's trying act cool huh
Is white phosphorus bad?
Walker: nah fam, Conrad is bad
@a random internet person "Conrad killed those men, not me"
Haha white phosphorus goes boom
You needed someone to blame. So you cast it on me: a dead man.
Gentlemen.
Welcome to Dubai.
To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless.
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"Is white phosphorus really that bad?"
"Do you feel like a hero yet?"
Welcome to hell Walker. We've been waiting for you.
@MarineSlayer Walker what are you doing?!
Gentlemen.
Welcome to Dubai.
Howd you survive all this?......Who said i did
One of my favorite games I should get back to playing it I was halfway through completing it on FUBAR difficulty
Alternate title: Is a warcrime really that bad?
@Walpurgisnacht if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a phosphorus bomb
Technically most household, commercial and especially industrial cleaners become illegal under the Geneva Convention if mixed correctly, well incorrectly if you want to be technical about it.
@Stormtrooper that doesn’t say much. Tons of things have chemicals that are dangerous if you mix them correctly
@Stormtrooper pepper spray too I believe
@TheArtikae It’s only a warcrime if you lose. Winners in war are never war criminals, because they win!
white phosphorus exists and is all sorts of volitile and poisonous
Australian: imma poke it
Call of Duty: Let's use that as a killstreak!
Everyone: Please no...
I understand that this is a joke, but to all the people that doesn't understand what white phosphorus does to people, look up white phosphorus burns. Understand what it can do to others and understand that you can joke about it but its use isn't one
This comment elicited a legit lol from me.
Gotta deal with the spiders somehow
Going with the Steve Irwin principle of examination. Tried, tested, and effective.
"The fire is a very angry" very accurate description, very scientific, professional, and well put.
Those sciencey folk have a way with words.
I often speak Latin to my girlfriend.
She tells me to stop talking sh*t or she's leaving, but I think it secretly turns her on.
I can tell by the way she tells me I'm sleeping in the spare room tonight.
😜😂😂😂
Yes
I remember hearing horror stories from some of my instructors when I was in the army. People would get burned down to the bone, then when the doctors would go to clean the wound, it would ignite again
@Gabby N. cry about it
@Obama Its a phase son.
To be fair to the edge lords, the description of "doctor cleans the wound and it catches fire again" DOES sound like something that would happen in a comedy movie, old Looney Tunes, or some such.
Just depends on how you deliver the description.
Just wish that description stayed on the "random idea notebook" of a absurdist comedy writer.
@Lasky Labs hawkyeye removed the WP during surgery by having the wounded man submerged in water....
And yet the US felt it was adequate to drop it on civilian populations.
FBI: "Why are you buying industrial size bags of cinnamon."
Me: "Cooking."
@Jack Dorsey FBI: "Don't worry about it."
Equal parts by weigh aluminum oxide and iron oxide. Thats the recipe for thermite.
You're welcome.
@Jack Dorsey you can make WP with urine, cinnamon, and charcoal. Google it. Neato stuff.
@E Valenic what.
@Benjamin Lambert you can make WP with urine, cinnamon, and charcoal. Google it. Neato stuff.
This guy is the R rated version of Bill Nye The Science guy
An Australian talking about explosive chemistry over elevator music - that I call top-notch entertainment! XD
Greetings from Germany, mate.
Thomas ist ein Mann von Kultur
When i was a kid i've made some WP exactly like it was shown from matches and used my fingers to produce smoke. It was fun untin skin from that very plce that was covered in WP peeled off and i lost sensetivity in my indexes fingertips. It wasnt particulaly fun. If you value yuor life dont do this.
@Random Stuff do you really wanna talk shit on the dude with access to white phosphorus tho?
That's horrifying. That stuff is nasty
@Keir why not lololololol
@Keir he doesn't tell the danger of repeating wht he doin. So,, , idk.
@Random Stuff it was a meant to be a joke, im not too sure what you mean...
"Is white phosphorus really that bad?"
Me, remembering a really messed up picture I saw once: Yes...
Your eyes opened for the first time, it hurt didn't it?
Vietnam girl?
@Keith Marshall if you're talking about the naked one, I'm pretty sure that was napalm.
@random canadian yea that one
As an American army vet I noticed that you completely glossed over the whole part where WP particles on your skin will continue to burn, straight through your clothes, skin and meat right down to the bone until it burns out or someone picks it off with tweezers. Fun stuff.
"Disturbed chemist commits war crimes in backyard".
@Vojtěch Ptáček did !? PAST sentence :O ?
You can’t commit a war crime when you aren’t in war
Sounds like the kids version of Breaking Bad
@Kaiser You're not a War Criminal if there's no more military to judge you!
When you feel like fucking the Geneva conversation
"It is the most flammable, most toxic and most illegal chemical I currently own."
" n i c e "
Needs to up his game, the woose!
😂😂😂
“Noice”
Not only not deleted 2 years later the algorithm sent me to you. Go figure.
"And Hydrogen Cyanide is a nasty fucker of a thing" is my favorite piece of scientific information ever
“Is white phosphorus really bad?”
Me remembering Spec Ops: The Line...
Do you feel like a hero yet?
Welcome to Dubai
You needed someone to blame. So you cast it on me: a dead man.
One detail that I liked from the shelling scene, is that you could see Walker's reflection on the screen, so you could look yourself in the face as you ordered a rain of white phosphorus.
To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless.
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The term “sticky fire” is one of the most terrifying things I’ve heard
Imagine a sticky fire tornado 0_0
@CodingCrusader1095 thanks
Nice try ATF, can't get me.
I've always wondered how ANFO is made, but I also don't want to be on a list....fucking Timmy ruining everybody's fun, some of us just like blowing shit up in a cow pasture....
You may have seen the video of a Napalm strike in Vietnam, with the little girl running away after being hit with it. The “restricted” part of the video actually shows the strike, it’s horrific.
"clouds haven't been invented yet"
that got me good.
Showed up in my feed with ads. YouTube has granted you amnesty. All hail the algorithm.
"And this is good, because I live in an area where the ozone layer is fucked and clouds haven't been invented yet." Solid gold.
"Where clouds havent been invented yet" subbed.
"This is gonna get deleted" appears randomly on my recommended page in 2019
Youtube Algorithm brouhg me here somehow in 2020
Also 2020
Doug Vetsch bro we livin in 2020 and I’m now just seeing this
Laughs in 2020
No I searched for it
You can’t use it as a “weapon”. Meaning you can use it to “destroy equipment”.
"Yeah we used the white phosphorus to 'destroy some enemy radio equipment', Lord knows why all those enemy soldiers ran into that bunker with it, idk"
oh yeah, that oil that he got on his finger and made smoke is called “hell’s smoke” i think and is a “magic trick”
This is exactly what I was looking for! “How to cook your phone”
2 years later and YouTube hasn't taken it down must be a record.
Yep. Informative, interesting, promotes safety. It's gonna be deleted.
We in 2020 and it still isn't deleted
@0 bobux I'm shocked but hey. Okay! :-)
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Comment that didn't aged well
@Alvian Ekka It's even funnier. ;-)
My uncle was in the army and used White Phosphorus grenades he said they were nicknamed Crispy Critter grenades as they, well made everyone in the tanks they were used on into crispy critters.
@Hans Moleman Productions that'd do it.
i just got reccommend this video after playing Spec Ops : The Line
To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless.
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Same, just finished it, went on youtube to get some relief entertainment, and here it is in my reccommended.
Oi, Youtube algorithm, you have a fked up sense of humor. And I respect that.
This never fails to give me PTSD of spec ops the line white phosphorus mission.
"I live in an area where the ozone layer is fucked, and clouds haven't been invented yet". Lmao that line got me
“Magic is real kids, it’s jus very very poisonous” this had me rolling
Haven't you hear of a Witcher?
fuck now i can't comment this because then I'll be accused of stealing xD
Carl Weathers who?
Brandon Scott The Witcher, it's a game. [Magic] exists in-universe, but to acquire it, you must go through some rituals that use very toxic potions. As such, most never get such [Magic].
"I live in a place where the ozone layer is fucked and clouds havent been invented yet" that tickled me 😂😂
I have found the chemical to use when I join the partisan group to resist the yet-to-come Chinese invasion of Australia!
I'm glad the algorithm gave you mercy and showed me this. Nice content
I love his reaction to dude rubbing phosphorus on his effing gurken grippers. Priceless
White Phosphorus:
+200 fire damage
+125 poison damage
+75% status duration
-500 Charisma
@Prasun Kumar Would only make sense if the stats read:
+200 Fire Damage
+125 Toxic Damage
+75% Status Duration
+50% Status Chance
-500% Chance that enemies won't hear the gunfire
Everyone hated that ....
You : hmmm load save ? I think not
-10000 honor
To the top with you
@Ligmavirus " -no random crits" completely fair and balanced now
“It’s an incindinary grenade Bubs.”
“Ricky, it’s incindi-ARY.”
Became a fan and immediately subscribed, "I live in a place where the ozone is fucked and clouds haven't been invented"
I remember a chemistry teacher I had. He wrote on the blackboard with a stick of white phosphorous to demonstrate the "afterglow", then passed around a container of red phosphorous powder for us to smell, until someone read the warning label, and the grand finale was setting fire to about 1 dl of red phosphor, we had to evacuate first the classroom, and then the school.
If I saw something glowing in our room I wouldn’t think it would be white phosphorus uranium that glows in the dark and then I’ll start running for my life
"Is white phosphorus really that bad"
People who played spec ops the line: flashbacks
Ah shit dont remind me my warcrimes
May god forgive us for our sins in Dubai
Flashback to Palestine
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To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless.
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"I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody"
"No one ever does"
"THREE"
FOUR
"Is this really what you want walker?"
@a random internet person *BANG*
"It takes a strong man, to deny what infront of him"
@Yoshida Saki "stronger than you were"
The fact that this can burn through someone top to bottom without extinguishing is truly terrifying
I guess this is the real life version of Sid the science kid... he even had the microphone with the delay just like the TV show....
Just by watching this video, I'm definitely on a list somewhere now.
This also showed up on my recommended videos today, nice lol
Explosions&Fire - 2020-01-04
Well, we somehow made it to 2020 with this video still up! I guess if you brag about being deleted, Youtube wont give you the satisfaction of doing it. Imagine mispronouncing a word to over 1 million people though, oof
Robert Chase - 2021-03-30
"incendiary" (not "incendinary [sic]")
sabazios thorn - 2021-03-30
Quality! Mad fucking Ozzy bastard 😂😂😂 love ya mate!
Glen McGillivray - 2021-04-02
Clearly: instead of a robot checking this content. one of the rare humans did. And they Liked how it explained all the hazards, so it got the tick.
And With the 2021 change to monetize ALL old videos.
Yes yes this video is monetized.
Aren't you SO glad?
John The Great 934 - 2021-04-07
Noice
Sdrrshock 55 - 2021-04-09
2021!